Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	9093
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Animals Bred:	55	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2022	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	902	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1436
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	8827	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.