Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	400170	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimension Hops:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1499	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mines Excavated:	1491	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	874
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	392462	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	198

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.