Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	9959

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	180
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7958
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6739
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TMCCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

TMCcraft (a minecraft server network) is all about it’s 2 gamemodes. Economy based factions and Traincarts Creative. In the Factions gamemode you can open your own shops with chestshops, start your auctions, rent a plot of land in the spawn, exchange your money for gold and much more, while still being a faction server. Though the gameplay has shifted more towards econemy instead of raiding.

The Creative server is a wallhalla for Themepark enthousiasts. With tools like Traincarts, Wireless redstone, Worldedit and others you’ll be able to create your very own Themepark in minecraft. Build rollercoaster with connected trains, which can be controlled by complex (or simple) redstone systems. From changing the speed to hanging carts beneath a rail, with traincarts you can do it all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.