Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5034	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3535	Magic Items Found:	5325
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7039	Animals Bred:	183
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6846	Dragon Eggs Found:	9970
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7274	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9615	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Buildings Constructed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5902	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	586215	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.