Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Potions Brewed:	68	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	3947
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Votes:	9566	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	284	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crops Grown:	5536	Enchantments Applied:	201

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crops Grown:	6617	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Void Gems Collected:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4516
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	249
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	939	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9253	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6457	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8592
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2953	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!