Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Ores Mined: 934 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Enchantments Applied: 140 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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