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The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3296	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	3799

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	781	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	127
Love Letters Sent:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Dimension Hops:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	224	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3966
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	182	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3562	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	2576
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	26973
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1100
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2468	Dragon Eggs Found:	9079
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Crops Grown:	8609	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimension Hops:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4811	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8712	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18