Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Hori, the madman himself! He’s added so many crazy features that even Notch would be scratching his head in confusion.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mines Excavated: 2749
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 418
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2265 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Ores Mined: 8679

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Star Shards Collected: 234
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 93 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8659 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Enchantments Applied: 61 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 430
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Animals Bred: 33
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 953795 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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