Hori’s Decuck-Free Minecraft Server

ChoiceCraft 1.21

Ability, aging, Alien, CHANGE, choicecraft, Consuming, control, diet, dreams, eternal youth, Flesh, gift, Manipulation, PARASITE, Pregnancy, REJUVENATION, sex, Sorcerer, transformation, VEGETABLES, Water

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bro, imagine this – on this Minecraft server, you can choose between becoming a shapeshifter by eating someone’s flesh or carrying an alien inside you for cash money! It’s like a crazy dream, but it’s real! And if that’s not wild enough, you can control someone’s mind by eating only veggies and water, or stay forever young by having sex but getting older each time. It’s like a twisted fairytale come to life, man! Join us and choose your destiny, but choose wisely – things are about to get crazy up in here!

BiscuitBanditMC

biscuit, biscuit grabbing, BiscuitBanditMC, breakfast etiquette, buffet behavior, buffet etiquette, dining etiquette, Etiquette, hotel behavior, hotel breakfast, hotel breakfast buffet, hotel dining, hotel experience, hotel guest, hotel rules, Manners, proper manners, social norms, tongs, tongs use

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	62

So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying your breakfast buffet at our Minecraft server’s spawn point, when suddenly you reach for a virtual biscuit without using the virtual tongs. Out of nowhere, an NPC (non-player character) appears and starts screaming, “You have to use the virtual tongs!” The NPC’s eyes are practically bulging out of their head as they continue to scold you for your biscuit-grabbing faux pas.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The NPC’s family shows up, including a virtual wife and granddaughter, and they all start shaking their heads in disappointment while muttering, “Use the tongs, use the tongs.” You try to apologize and promise to use the tongs next time, but the NPC just won’t let it go. They continue to glare at you with virtual daggers in their eyes, making you feel like you’ve committed a virtual crime.

Join our Minecraft server for this kind of wild and wacky adventure! Who knew grabbing a biscuit could cause so much virtual drama? Use the tongs or face the wrath of the virtual breakfast police!

CozyCrafterMC SMP

binge-worthy, chill vibes, comfort movie, comfort series, comfort show, Cozy, CozyCrafterMC, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, film, happy place, Heartwarming, Nostalgia, Recommendation, Relaxing, smp, soothing, stress relief, tv show, Uplifting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ores Mined:	4043	Villages Defended:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with a mustache. It’s like, totally epic, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this Minecraft SMP? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

MinecraftMentalBoosts

acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, aromatherapy, coping mechanisms, creativity, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, laughter therapy, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MinecraftMentalBoosts, music therapy, Nature, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, social support, Therapy, weird

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3460	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring ol’ therapy sessions and meditation apps? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and diamond mining heal your soul! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures, like flying pigs and dancing creepers, that will make you forget all your worries. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted diamond pickaxes have special healing powers that can cure even the most stubborn cases of the Mondays. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

CraftyAssassinIran

artist, ASSASSINATE, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassinIran, Dissident, Espionage, EXPOSED, Foreign, germany, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, iran, opposition, Plot, Political, Régime, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Star Shards Collected:	219	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we expose all the wacky plots happening in Iran like trying to assassinate a dissident artist in Germany. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build your own secret hideout to avoid any crazy assassination attempts. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any evil dictators trying to take you out. So come on over and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server!

Leaf RNA Microbe Haven

biology, discovery, Environment, Environmental Science, findings, Haven, influence, interactions, leaf, leaf microbiome, leaves, Microbe, microbial communities, microbiology, plant health, plant-microbe interactions, research, RNA, RNA-Sequencing, Shaping, study, surface

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the leaves have RNA on them and it shapes the WHOLE MICROBIAL COMMUNITIES, bro! like, imagine being a leaf and having RNA control your whole life, wild right? join us and see how RNA on leaves can influence plant health and make the environment go WACKY! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, so come on and play with us, it’s gonna be LIT! 🌿🔬🤪 #RNAonLeaves #MicrobialMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Infinity Isles

commands, Community, Connection, creativity, Dimensions, Discord, donation, Events, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prizes, quality of life, Resources, server performance, smp, Structures, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Overview:	Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life improvements.

Why Join Infinity Isles?

Primarily vanilla survival server with helpful plugins
Whitelisted to ensure a mature and friendly community
Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connectivity
Player-run shopping district and regular community events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without disturbing the main world
No pay-to-win donation perks, all proceeds used to improve the server
Active staff team committed to creating a positive environment
Active Discord server for community interaction

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	A: No, Infinity Isles is an 18+ server and only accepts players who meet this age requirement.
Q: Are griefers tolerated on the server?	A: No, griefing is not allowed on Infinity Isles. Our staff handles such incidents promptly and with zero tolerance.
Q: Is there a player-run economy on the server?	A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a player-run shopping district where players can set up their own shops and trade with others.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?	A: Yes, the server holds bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Q: How can I donate to the server?	A: Donation options are available on our website here.

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7861	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Players:	97/600	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server