Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Emeralds Found: 1881 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 3796 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Potions Brewed: 129 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 248
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 155 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Farms Harvested: 600
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Towns Built: 6 Crops Grown: 2951
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 176 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Dragon Eggs Found: 7764

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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