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MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a moose on a poutine diet? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the polar bears are doing the Macarena!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Our community is so welcoming, even the beavers are building friendship dams.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary maple syrup fountain or the mystical Tim Hortons portal.

So come on, eh? Join us and let’s have a blast, because on our server, even the snowmen have a sense of humor!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

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Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	287
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6978
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with their insane mods and plugins that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow portal? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a lightsaber? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft superstar like our beloved Nina. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	89	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Crusaders: Defend Israel Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you ready to defend Israel with your life and like it? Well, you better be, because that’s exactly what you’ll be doing on this server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers starts attacking. But fear not, because you are armed with the power of defending Israel! With each swing of your sword, you are protecting the holy land from all evil forces.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a battle of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious and prove your loyalty to Israel?

Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you don’t like defending Israel, in which case, why are you even here?)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2546	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7174
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyTale – Digging into the Depths of Memes and Monsters!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of magic.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Spamton from Deltarune pops out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. But watch out, because Sans might crash the party and challenge you to a pun-off!

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is so epic that even the legendary Legends of Localization team from Undertale has set up shop here. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	216
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ores Mined:	6914
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3