| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7718 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8144 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Votes: | 5086 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5286 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6055 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9955 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3925 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2540 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9771 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2643 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 7789 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 937 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 96 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1038 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 980635 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4871 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8682 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 525 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1675 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2055 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 83 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 792 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 113 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 207 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3811 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2717 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3968 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2548 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4889 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6819 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
