| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9444 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 163 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 4800 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3246 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 12 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8841 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 318 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9728 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1296 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1351 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2838 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6963 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 179242 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1207 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8766 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 253 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1334 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2282 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 126256 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 138 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2782 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4067 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2989 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3092 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Votes: | 2921 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9502 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 131 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4074 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 2733 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
