| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8796 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3921 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2549 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8213 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 94 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3380 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 265 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4739 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Magic Items Found: | 5896 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3790 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5844 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3140 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4906 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5200 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8609 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4932 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 174 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3191 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 244 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6916 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7881 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 350 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 5307 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3758 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 641 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | New Chunks Explored: | 859297 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4352 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
