| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9273 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5210 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 233 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
We got waifus building giant mechs, traps set by yandere girls, and epic battles between Naruto and Goku!
You’ll be like living in your favorite anime, but with the power to build your own world and troll your friends with TNT cannons.
Plus, we have a secret hot spring area where you can relax and chat about the latest anime episodes while surrounded by pixelated cherry blossoms.
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most otaku-friendly Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3027 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2817 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).
Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3450 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1255 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Forget about boring old traps like falling into lava or getting lost in a maze, on our server, the real trap is trying to stop playing once you’ve started. Our virtual world is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected surprises around every corner.
So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why players keep falling into the trap of our insanely fun Minecraft server!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9283 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 196 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 182 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava pit and a jungle filled with dancing pandas.
our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into giant cupcakes and zombies into friendly unicorns.
if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6906 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5285 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
They got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.
And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on speed.
Plus, the admins are so chill, they’ll give you enchanted gear just for saying “please” in the chat.
So, like, why no collab? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s build the most epic castle this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8412 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Votes: | 3463 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own fortress to keep out unwanted family members, like Liz and her little minions. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots, not some money-grubbing girlfriend.
Don’t let your dad guilt trip you into spending time with his toxic girlfriend and her bratty kids. Instead, dive into our server where you can make new friends who actually respect boundaries and don’t push toddlers aside like rag dolls.
So if you’re ready to escape the family drama and build your own paradise, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a virtual world to conquer?
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1917 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 227 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have players who make the worst restaurant critics look like amateurs. Watch as they throw food at virtual waiters and declare everything “trash” just because it’s not up to their standards. It’s like dining out with your mom’s fiance, but in pixelated form!
But wait, there’s more! Our players are experts at starting online wars over the most ridiculous things. From declaring anyone who likes a certain block as “not a real Minecrafter” to wishing death upon creepers, you’ll never run out of drama on our server.
And if you’re worried about family dynamics, don’t be! We have players who will show you how to deal with tough and divisive people, just like your mom’s fiance. Learn valuable life lessons on how to navigate relationships with difficult individuals while building your dream pixelated world.
So come join us on our server and experience a virtual world crazier than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5897 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5512 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Explore our virtual world where mining diamonds feels like you’re pulling off a heist, building epic structures feels like you’re defying gravity, and battling mobs feels like you’re taking down a criminal empire.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush without any of the consequences. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the legal high you never knew you needed!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8909 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9583 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
like, the other day, this player was like, totally transformed after eating a virtual salad on the server. they went from being a total noob to a pro in like, 0.2 seconds. it was like, magic, man.
so, like, if you wanna level up your Minecraft skills and have a totally rad time, you gotta join this server. plus, we have like, virtual smoothies that give you superpowers or something. it’s like, so wild, man.
join now and become a Minecraft master in no time. trust me, it’s gonna be like, totally epic, dude.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1332 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
But hey, on our server, you can unleash all your wildest fantasies without actually harming anyone! Build a castle, slay some zombies, or just chill with some virtual pals. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4914 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 84 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being treated like a third wheel or being belittled by so-called friends. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and surround yourself with supportive and friendly players.
Forget about getting mad at for little things or having your feelings hurt by mean-spirited comments. On our server, compliments are plentiful and everyone is encouraged to spread kindness and positivity.
And if you’re tired of dealing with male-centered drama and shallow friendships, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about having fun, building epic structures, and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic friendships and hello to a world of adventure and laughter! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual bar serves the best virtual drinks in town!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6574 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Votes: | 2684 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 118 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of cancellations, distant friends, and passive-aggressive picnics. Our server is a place where you can truly relax and enjoy the simple pleasure of creating your own virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of real life. Build your own paradise and escape from all the craziness that comes with it. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
