HOOD IRONY SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4590	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Votes:	8073
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	1083
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1227
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1013	Animals Bred:	127

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Void Gems Collected:	16	Love Letters Sent:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9793
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Players:	98/600	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	337
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magic Items Found:	4355
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2