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TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	55	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5291	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	249
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6275
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5706	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Animals Bred:	51	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4881	Void Gems Collected:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	151
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2374	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7424	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	9162	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Battle Standards Raised:	7

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5406
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	2129	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crops Grown:	1065
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Items Found:	1967	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchantments Applied:	129	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2