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GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	179556	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Crops Grown:	7748	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	122
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	4594
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6262	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5693
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	4096
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	192	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	3670	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Votes:	9442	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Void Gems Collected:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchantments Applied:	264
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Votes:	4948
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Players:	95/700	Votes:	7314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	182	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1