HONGKE

24/7 availability, Adventure, Anarchy, gameplay, Golden Hoe, HONGKE, Item Sharing, item transfer, Minecraft, Mods, new mods, Private Land Protection, PvE, PvP, Server, Server Support, Survival, Survival Games, Territory Protection

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	123	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16

New Minecraft Servers

First Release! Welcome to Our Minecraft Server! Optimized Mods for Ultimate Gameplay: Golden Hoe Territory Protection: Protect your land with just a golden hoe! Secure your area from other players in both survival and creative modes. Item Transfer Mod: Easily trade items with friends and enjoy seamless resource sharing for better teamwork. Powerful Server Support for Smooth Play! High-performance servers ensure a lag-free experience, so you can focus on exploring Minecraft without interruptions. Why Join Us: Private Land Protection: Secure your world with simple steps. Easy Item Sharing: Enhance your cooperative adventures. 24/7 Availability: The server is always online, ready for you anytime! Join now and start your adventure! New mods and exciting gameplay await!

82.156.51.160

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3006
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	761789	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1773
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Farms Harvested:	150	Enchantments Applied:	166
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Emeralds Found:	2219	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	7336	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	2316
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!