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LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	3262	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	702853
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6984	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3307
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Love Letters Sent:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	1217
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	New Chunks Explored:	978894

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	2218
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2