| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9898 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 177 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4858 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 246 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 139 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1694 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.
plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 853 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 244 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.
You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.
Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8724 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.
Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2093 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!
Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.
So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2499 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.
Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4922 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 368 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2909 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4049 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 226 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Votes: | 3968 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8966 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7214 |
like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.
so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 284 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 351 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8233 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?
So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5831 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1850 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.
Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9394 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3211 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6376 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 135 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 463 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 99 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
