| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2024 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 188 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7782 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4589 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1667 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 1154 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3344 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7836 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4040 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5479 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8661 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3659 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2909 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9154 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2671 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4374 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5010 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1797 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2901 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Magic Items Found: | 1885 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6111 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8947 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 369 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 437 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5278 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
