Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	2247
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3858
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Votes:	8663
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3388	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8135	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	260	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	1942
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”