Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	3914
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	280
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Eternal Quest 1.21

contemplating, contemplation, ETERNAL, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, past experiences, pondering, Quest, reconsideration, reconsidering, reconsidering the past, reflecting on the past, Reflection, Reminiscing, returning, Revisiting, Revisiting memories, revisiting the past, second chances, second thoughts, thinking about the past

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Divine Spears Created:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has more epic builds than a castle made of cake. Plus, the players are cooler than a polar bear wearing sunglasses in a snowstorm. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re more addictive than eating a whole stack of golden apples. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and never look back!

ExGFpaybackCraft

Asylum, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, ex, ex-fiancé, ex-partner, ExGFpaybackCraft, finance, immigration, International, loan, long distance, MONEY, relationship, social media, Trust, Visa

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my ex-fiancé? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and of course, diamonds!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to drop a diamond block every time it’s defeated. Can you imagine the wealth you could amass by taking down that beast?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs an ex-fiancé when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Plus, we promise not to block you after transferring any in-game currency. 😉

Enchanted Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, brown girls, bullying, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Enchanted, female bullying, girl bullying, hate crimes, Haven, intolerance, mental health, minority bullying, peer pressure, prejudice, racial bullying, racism, school bullying, Social Issues, Stereotypes, victim blaming, white girls

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where white girls and brown girls can finally settle their differences in a virtual world.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can unleash your inner mean girl and show those brown girls who’s boss.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that let you throw virtual shade and gossip about each other in the chat.

Plus, our community is full of drama queens who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join now and let the girl-on-girl drama unfold in the most absurd way possible. You won’t regret it, or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

CraftyInLawExploiters

acknowledge, AITAH, anger, arguments, children, CraftyInLawExploiters, family, Father, feelings, grandchildren, home, in-laws, misunderstanding, MONEY, profit, Purchase, real estate, Recoup, renting, Upset, wrong

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of family drama and real estate disputes? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without any in-laws getting in the way! No need to worry about shady land deals or arguments over property prices, just pure building fun!

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without any interference from pesky family members trying to profit off of you. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama and a place where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and leave all the real estate troubles behind! Build your dream home, make new friends, and never have to deal with awkward family conversations about property prices ever again. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than arguing with your in-laws over land ownership.

PandemicCraft

adaptation, adjustments, Challenges, changes, Global, health crisis, Impact, Life, long-term effects, new normal, normalcy, pandemic, PandemicCraft, post-pandemic, Recovery, resilience, return to normal, Routines, society, transformation, uncertainty

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the pandemic! Our server is like a magical portal to a world where toilet paper never runs out and social distancing is just a myth.

Imagine a place where you can build a fortress out of hand sanitizer bottles and battle against mobs of toilet paper hoarders. Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Mask of Immunity, rumored to protect its wearer from all viruses and germs.

But beware, rumors say that a group of anti-maskers have taken over a village and are spreading misinformation about the pandemic. Will you be the hero that sets things right and restores peace to the land?

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing contagious is laughter!

CraftyPandaEU

Beijing, China, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyPandaEU, Diplomacy, economic growth, EU, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical stability, global politics, international relations, Partnership, Peace, relations, Stability, strategic alliance, Trade, turbulent world, Unity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas out of blocks and ride dragons into battle against evil creepers. our server is so lit, it will bring more stability to the turbulent world of minecraft. join us and become a master builder, creating insane structures that will make even the ender dragon jealous. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends from all over the world. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

blow on food, Blowers, blowing on food, blowing on food to cool, blowing on food to cool down, blowing on food to cool it, blowing on food to eat, blowing on hot food, Chewers, Chewing, cooling down food, cooling food, dining etiquette, eating habits, Food, food cooling methods, food cooling techniques, food etiquette, food temperature, Hashafashsha, hot, Hot Food, table manners

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crops Grown:	8037	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in yo face but in a good way, ya know? We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle, wear a pumpkin on yo head for protection, and build a house out of diamonds just because you can. We got a secret underground club where all the villagers party like it’s 1999, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So come on down to our wacky world of wonder and weirdness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to blow on your food before you eat it, or else you might end up like Steve after a TNT mishap. Peace out, homies!

Dreamy Wanderlust Craft

cognition, Craft, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream recall, dreams, dreamy, findings, Memory, mental health, mind wandering, participants, positive attitude, Psychology, research, research study, seasonal variations, Sleep, Spring, study, subconscious, Wanderlust, Winter

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

join dis server if u wanna have DREAMS come true! we got magical powers dat make ur dreams come alive in da game! u can build ur dream house, ride a unicorn, and even fly like a bird! plus, we got special events where u can battle dream monsters and win epic prizes! forget about winter blues, come to our server and make ur dreams come true all year round! let’s make dreamland a reality, join now!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Votes:	8319	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Votes:	8224
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Farms Harvested:	378
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	5715
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	2780
Dimension Hops:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	257
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.