Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 161 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Crops Grown: 2440 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5983

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mines Excavated: 4652

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 112 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 335 Animals Bred: 38

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Potions Brewed: 118
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 97 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Potions Brewed: 191
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 New Chunks Explored: 919738
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 114

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • LiteBox server Minecraft

    LiteBox server Minecraft
    The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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