Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
Farms Harvested: 635 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PyroVault

    PyroVault

    Embark on an epic Minecraft adventure with PyroVault, where excitement and rewards await! Whether you’re a master builder, fearless fighter, or a daring adventurer, the journey of a lifetime is right here.

    Jump into custom gamemodes like Skyblock, where your skills in building, trading, and surviving will be put to the ultimate test. Will you thrive solo or form mighty alliances? The choice is yours.

    Our player-driven economy means you control the market. Buy, sell, and trade to rise to the top. Face off in thrilling PvP battles, or explore challenges that will keep you on your toes.

    Over $1000 in prizes are up for grabs in Season 1! Compete, build, and battle your way to the top and claim your share of the rewards.

    Weekly events bring even more excitement, with chances to earn exclusive rewards and make memories with our vibrant, friendly community.

    And don’t worry about lag or downtime. Our dedicated servers run 24/7, ensuring smooth, action-packed gameplay.

    Now for the best part: Players from version 1.20.4 and above can join the fun. So grab your friends and dive into PyroVault today, where the adventure never stops.

    Are you ready to take on the challenge?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’

    ”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’
    Are you tired of playing on soulless Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some soul into your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and mystical creatures that will make your jaw drop.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Soul Block. Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest and claim the Soul Block for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that your gaming experience is smooth and enjoyable. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your soul run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have impeccable taste in cinema. That’s right, we want to know what kinos you watch before we let you join our exclusive community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug a hole so deep that he ended up in the Nether. Rumor has it he’s still down there, mining away for all eternity. Will you be the one to find him and join him in his quest for infinite diamonds?

    So if you’re ready to test your movie knowledge and embark on wild adventures with the Diamond Digger, then come join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure you bring your popcorn and pickaxe, because things are about to get crazy!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Dimension Hops: 15 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PixelPerfection

    PixelPerfection
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the most attractive feature someone could have is their ability to build epic structures with just a snap of their fingers! Join us and show off your building skills to impress everyone with your insane creativity. Who needs good looks when you can have a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, players are known for their impeccable fashion sense. Forget about looking good in real life, here you can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits and strut your stuff in pixelated style. Who needs Gucci when you can rock a pixelated chicken suit?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place on this server. Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the virtual world are treasures beyond your wildest dreams. From enchanted weapons to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. Join us and become the ultimate treasure hunter, because who needs a boring old job when you can be a virtual Indiana Jones?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the most attractive feature is your ability to craft, build, and explore like never before. Who needs real life when you can escape to a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CreeperZapCraft

    CreeperZapCraft
    join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bug Out Breakout

    Bug Out Breakout
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have an invasion of superbugs! but not just any superbugs, these bugs are DRIVEN BY COCKROACHES. that’s right, these bugs are so powerful they have taken over the ICU. but don’t worry, our players are the antimicrobial stewards and healthcare epidemiologists who will save the day! join now to fight off the cockroach-driven outbreak of multidrug-resistant Enterobacter and save the world from certain doom. plus, we have free cookies. what more could you want?! join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork ?

    What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork
?
    1. SkyRealms – SkyRealms offers a skyblock experience similar to NeoNetwork, with custom features and a dedicated community.
    2. CraftYourTown – CraftYourTown is a survival-focused server with an active player base and frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh.
    3. PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy a unique twist on Minecraft, PixelmonCraft combines the world of Pokemon with Minecraft gameplay for a truly immersive experience.
    4. MineSaga – MineSaga offers a variety of game modes, including skyblock, survival, and more, making it a versatile choice for players looking for diverse gameplay options.
    5. PvPLand – PvP enthusiasts will enjoy PvPLand, a server dedicated to intense player vs player battles and competitive gameplay. With custom features and events, PvPLand is a great option for those looking for a challenge.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Potions Brewed: 66 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Brainless

    Brainless

    𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 1.21 ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ꜱᴍᴘ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀꜰ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ.

    𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴛʀᴜᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ | ᴜᴘɢʀᴀᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴᴇʀꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ꜱᴋᴜʟʟꜱ | ᴇᴅɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀʀᴍᴏʀ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ | ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ!

    𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ɪɴ-ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ /ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ.

    𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

    Manga Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ores Mined: 8219
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SisGradNoTalkieMC

    SisGradNoTalkieMC
    Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 308 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HamburgCaliphateGather

    HamburgCaliphateGather
    Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

    So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Dimension Hops: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Triumvirate Network

    The Triumvirate Network

    Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

    Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

    Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

    We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 2099
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 128
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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