Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Enchantments Applied: 93
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HamburgCaliphateGather

    HamburgCaliphateGather
    Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

    So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Triumvirate Network

    The Triumvirate Network

    Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

    Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

    Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

    We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9546 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

    Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

    On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

    Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mines Excavated: 2001
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrendyCrafts

    TrendyCrafts
    Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IsraelStrikesIranLOL

    IsraelStrikesIranLOL
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Climate Craft

    Nano Climate Craft
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Crops Grown: 4834 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftopiaSMP

    CraftopiaSMP

    We’re thrilled to have you join the vibrant and dynamic world of Craftopia SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer eager to explore, there’s a place for you in our community.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Farms Harvested: 162 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

    We are working on version 1.21 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

    Server Features:

    • the ability to play both from a phone and a PC

    tuned economy

    • cases

    • airdrop (in development)

    • voting for a wipe

    beautiful and multifunctional spawn

    • high-quality server setup

    • NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

    • block and resource store

    • responsive administration

    • voice chat

    • without gms, admins and lags

    Compatible Bedrock versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21

    For Bedrock players, we recommend setting the “classic” interface view in the settings

    For Bedrock: IP: 185.9.145.216 port: 25963

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

    Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace
    Are you tired of getting bullied by guys on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, female bullying reigns supreme! That’s right, forget about those pesky male bullies, here you’ll be dealing with some next-level mean girls who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who needs recourse when you can join in on the fun and become the queen bee of the server? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of being bullied by the fiercest females in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Villages Defended: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Magic Items Found: 5059

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Rus / Minecraft SMP /

    / Rus / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than 1000-7 dead inside edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. That’s right, a CHICKEN riding a PIG! And that’s not even the craziest thing you’ll see on our server. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who ride around on flying llamas, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to ride a creeper into battle? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on 1000-7 dead inside edition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful with that TNT statue).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepCamp FunLand

    StepCamp FunLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of blended families and camping vacations gone wrong.

    Picture this: you’re all set for a relaxing weekend with your bio kids, ready to build the ultimate virtual castle together. But suddenly, your step kids’ mother drops a bombshell and now you’re stuck with extra players in the game. Will you choose to include them in your adventures, or will you stand your ground and keep the reservation for yourself?

    With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Phone-a-FriendCraft

    Phone-a-FriendCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Uber drivers who are always on the phone with mysterious clients while they drive you around in their virtual cars.

    Join our server for the chance to hop in a Minecraft Uber and go on wild adventures with drivers who have secret connections to the underworld. Who knows, you might even uncover a diamond smuggling operation or get caught up in a high-speed chase with the Minecraft police.

    So, if you’re ready for a ride like no other, buckle up and join our server today. Just don’t ask the drivers who they’re talking to on the phone – it’s better if you don’t know.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3707
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • THAADyCraft: Missile Defense Mayhem

    THAADyCraft: Missile Defense Mayhem
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got american soldiers operating THAAD missile defense systems in israel!!! u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur precious blocks from any potential threats!!! plus, u might even get to ride a missile like a rollercoaster and launch urself into the sky for a crazy adventure!!! come join the madness and see if u got what it takes to survive in this wild world of blocky chaos!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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