Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
New Chunks Explored: 408815 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
Potions Brewed: 54 Buildings Constructed: 37
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Triumvirate Network

    The Triumvirate Network

    Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

    Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

    Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

    We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6310 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Emeralds Found: 9675

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

    Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

    On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

    Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrendyCrafts

    TrendyCrafts
    Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Animals Bred: 179
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IsraelStrikesIranLOL

    IsraelStrikesIranLOL
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Climate Craft

    Nano Climate Craft
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 238 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3176

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftopiaSMP

    CraftopiaSMP

    We’re thrilled to have you join the vibrant and dynamic world of Craftopia SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer eager to explore, there’s a place for you in our community.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 260090 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

    We are working on version 1.21 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

    Server Features:

    • the ability to play both from a phone and a PC

    tuned economy

    • cases

    • airdrop (in development)

    • voting for a wipe

    • beautiful and multifunctional spawn

    • high-quality server setup

    • NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

    • block and resource store

    • responsive administration

    • voice chat

    • without gms, admins and lags

    Compatible Bedrock versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21

    For Bedrock players, we recommend setting the “classic” interface view in the settings

    For Bedrock: IP: 185.9.145.216 port: 25963

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Potions Brewed: 129
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Ores Mined: 1859

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

    Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace
    Are you tired of getting bullied by guys on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, female bullying reigns supreme! That’s right, forget about those pesky male bullies, here you’ll be dealing with some next-level mean girls who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who needs recourse when you can join in on the fun and become the queen bee of the server? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of being bullied by the fiercest females in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Crops Grown: 5319
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Rus / Minecraft SMP /

    / Rus / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than 1000-7 dead inside edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. That’s right, a CHICKEN riding a PIG! And that’s not even the craziest thing you’ll see on our server. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who ride around on flying llamas, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to ride a creeper into battle? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on 1000-7 dead inside edition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful with that TNT statue).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7159 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepCamp FunLand

    StepCamp FunLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of blended families and camping vacations gone wrong.

    Picture this: you’re all set for a relaxing weekend with your bio kids, ready to build the ultimate virtual castle together. But suddenly, your step kids’ mother drops a bombshell and now you’re stuck with extra players in the game. Will you choose to include them in your adventures, or will you stand your ground and keep the reservation for yourself?

    With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7831 Players Killed by Monsters: 9730
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Phone-a-FriendCraft

    Phone-a-FriendCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Uber drivers who are always on the phone with mysterious clients while they drive you around in their virtual cars.

    Join our server for the chance to hop in a Minecraft Uber and go on wild adventures with drivers who have secret connections to the underworld. Who knows, you might even uncover a diamond smuggling operation or get caught up in a high-speed chase with the Minecraft police.

    So, if you’re ready for a ride like no other, buckle up and join our server today. Just don’t ask the drivers who they’re talking to on the phone – it’s better if you don’t know.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 223 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • THAADyCraft: Missile Defense Mayhem

    THAADyCraft: Missile Defense Mayhem
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got american soldiers operating THAAD missile defense systems in israel!!! u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur precious blocks from any potential threats!!! plus, u might even get to ride a missile like a rollercoaster and launch urself into the sky for a crazy adventure!!! come join the madness and see if u got what it takes to survive in this wild world of blocky chaos!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kid Parent Grandpa Server

    Kid Parent Grandpa Server
    OMG JOIN DIS SERVER AND U WILL WATCH KID VIDEOS LIKE 1000000 TIMES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH ONLY KID VIDEOS AND U HAVE TO WATCH THEM TO ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA. ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT AND IF U CAN RIDE IT FOR 10 SECONDS U GET A DIAMOND SWORD. PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE U FREE DIAMONDS IF U TELL HIM A JOKE HE HAS NEVER HEARD BEFORE. SO COME JOIN AND WATCH KID VIDEOS FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Farms Harvested: 455
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 167 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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