Homo Parasite Minecraft Co. | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Crops Grown:	9036
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Potions Brewed:	155

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	8714	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Alien Abductions:	5
Emeralds Found:	9203	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	9409	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8242	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	1949	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Votes:	8603	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5028
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Buildings Constructed:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	1940
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crops Grown:	2754
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magic Items Found:	3952

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

Players:	110/900	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	1493	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1414