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CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ores Mined:	9500	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	111	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Towns Built:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	293	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mines Excavated:	1796
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Votes:	8813	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Runes Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	258
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	8560
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Potions Brewed:	188
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	New Chunks Explored:	620987
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Items Found:	1798
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	855
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Votes:	9608	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9954
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9