HomesteadCraft

1.20.4, 2.5+ Years Old, 21, Acuteloot, Adult-only, Aurelium Skills, Claims, Discord-MC chat, Dynmap, Friendly, HomesteadCraft, Live Map, Mature, nether roof, New Hardware, No Kids, No map resets, one player sleep, RPG-inspired, shopping district, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome, Neighbors!

Looking for a mature and friendly Minecraft community?

HomesteadCraft SMP is an adult-only server that’s been public for over two years, and we’re excited to welcome you to your new home!

Where to Find us:

IP: HomesteadCraft.mcserver.us

As an RPG-based server, we’ve got a unique game-play experience that’s tailored to players who enjoy building, crafting, and exploring. Our community is made up of players from all over the world, and we’ve got a large number of regular players who enjoy playing together.

Our main goal is to provide a fun environment with an old-school feel, where both long-term fans and new players can all get together and have a good time. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit community, and can’t wait to see how we continue to expand.

We believe in building a place where everyone can enjoy the game together. We’ve got a no-map-reset policy, which means you can build and explore without worrying about losing your progress, but we continue to expand the world border with each major update.

We also have a claims system in place to protect your creations, in addition to regular world and inventory backups just in case of issues.

Speaking of some of the plug-ins we use, here’s a few more you’ll find on HomesteadCraft that helps make us special:

Aurelium Skills – Introduces skills and stats into Minecraft. Such skills include Agility, Excavation, Enchanting, and even Sorcery. Some of the stats include Strength, Regeneration, and Luck.

Acuteloot – This one adds in literally BILLIONS of new and unique items you can find. There’s things such as specially named items, items with particle effects, and a few unique ones that add some fun mechanics to the game. You can find Acuteloot items in naturally spawned chests, or you might get lucky while enchanting.

In addition to the usual server accouterments, we also have an active Discord community where players can chat and hang out. Our in-game chat is also linked to the main Discord channel, so even when you aren’t at your computer, you can stay connected! Here, you can chat, share builds, post shop ads, and stay up-to-date on all the goodies and news.

Now the nitty-gritty The rules. We don’t have many, and most of it boils down to…

Rule #1. Don’t be a jerk!

Rule #2. 21+ only. We are an adult community for many reasons.

Rule #3. We do NOT tolerate ANY hate speech or derogatory language. Full stop. If you have to ask if it counts, it probably does.

So, if you’re looking for a unique Minecraft experience with a mature and friendly community, then HomesteadCraft SMP is the server for you. Join us now and become a part of our amazing community!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3494	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	178

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Potions Brewed:	85	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	57	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Buildings Constructed:	44
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	8485
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1753	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Love Letters Sent:	17
Crops Grown:	7513	Villages Defended:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9387

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.