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Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	247	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9535
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	213181	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

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Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TartarusCore Minecraft server

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Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19