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PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3719
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2524
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	971
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	333541	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

animated, beatles, Characters, Digital, Entertainment, iconic, IDOLS, influence, Japan, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, online personalities, Performance, pop culture, smp, streaming, talent, The Beatles, Trendsetter, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WeddingBellsMC Server

aita, bankrolling, Confrontation, Contribution, Cousins wedding, dream wedding, EMBARRASSING, Extravagant, family rift, financial struggle, furious, lavish event, leading on, pitching in, Promise, reasonable amount, savings, selfish, Server, Six Figures, WeddingBellsMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	125
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3