HomelessSteveMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	4157	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4697	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	4605
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	4779	Herobrine Sightings:	2

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	477	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1426	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	5372
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Items Found:	3571	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

Players:	104/100	Votes:	8368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
New Chunks Explored:	184108	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2