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Are you tired of boring old pizza runs with your great grandma? Looking for some excitement in your life? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Picture this: you and your great grandma are on a quest to retrieve the ultimate pizza from a virtual Little Caesars. But uh-oh, they mess up your order! Don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll encounter mysterious strangers who offer to give your incorrect pizza to a homeless man. Who knows what kind of crazy antics will ensue!

Experience the thrill of running from a giggling, cigarette-smelling man as you try to escape with your correct pizza order. Will you make it to safety in time? Will your great grandma forgive you for running to the car? Only on our server will you find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t be the AITA, be the hero of your own ridiculous story!

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  • CraftyCervixCure

    CraftyCervixCure
    Hey yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis server is like a therapeutic vaccine for your boring gaming life! We be targeting all dem high-grade noobs and inducing regression in their lame skills.

    If left untreated, one-third of dem players gonna progress to ultimate noob status in just 10 years, and half gonna be total losers in 30 years. But fear not, cuz on dis server, at least half of dem players with precancerous noob lesions gonna be able to omit surgery (aka git gud) and all its complications (like rage quitting and throwing controllers).

    So come on and join da fun, where we turn noobs into pros and make Minecraft great again! Let’s do dis! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftTherapy

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  • Alathra: New Frontiers

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IPplay.alathramc.com
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/rSdCpnTu
    Websitehttps://alathra.com/

    Key Features:

    • Towny
    • Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
    • Additional Foods & Ingredients
    • Custom World
    • Custom Plugins
    • Magical Items
    • Movecraft
    • Brewing
    • Custom Fishing
    • Custom Mobs and Animals
    • Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join a town or city?

    You can join an existing town or city by contacting the town’s mayor or leader. If you want to create your own town, you can use the Towny plugin to claim land and start building.

    2. Can I create my own unique story in the server?

    Yes, the server encourages roleplay and worldbuilding, allowing players to craft their own narratives and interact with others to create a dynamic and engaging world.

    3. Are there unique recipes for food and brewing?

    Yes, the server offers hundreds of custom food recipes and brewing options, where players can experiment with ingredients to create unique dishes and drinks.

    4. What is Movecraft and how can I use it?

    Movecraft is a plugin that allows players to craft ships and sail them in the server’s custom world. You can engage in naval warfare, trade, and exploration using Movecraft.

    5. Are there custom mobs and biomes in the Nether?

    Yes, the Nether features custom biomes and mobs, adding new challenges and adventures for players to explore in this dangerous realm.

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  • ParentalTNTIssues

    ParentalTNTIssues
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where responsibilities are thrown out the window and fun is the only thing on the agenda!

    Join us and escape the real world where you have to babysit your sibling 24/7 and actually get paid for it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about cleaning up after anyone but yourself.

    Say goodbye to turning down hangouts and sleepovers because you’re needed at home, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest structures and hanging out with your friends.

    So come join us and let loose from the stress of the real world. Who needs responsibilities when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft server? Plus, no more blowing up at your parents for not letting you see your boyfriend – on our server, you can see whoever you want whenever you want!

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  • WhimCraft – Unexpectedly Handy!

    WhimCraft – Unexpectedly Handy!
    Have you ever bought a pet rock thinking it would just sit on your shelf collecting dust? Well, imagine if that pet rock turned out to be a magical talking rock that gives you tips on how to survive in a crazy Minecraft world! That’s basically what joining our server is like – unexpected and totally awesome. So come join us and let your pet rock guide you to victory!

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  • Fico’s Russian Block | Minecraft Server

    Fico’s Russian Block | Minecraft Server
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of slovakia is tryna tilt towards russia but we got u covered with our lit builds and crazy adventures. forget bout them protests and come chill with us, we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. join now or miss out on the party of the century, fam. #minecraftforlife #slovakiaswag #russiawho

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