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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2541
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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