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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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