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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3026 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
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