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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magic Items Found: 7371
Dragon Eggs Found: 6226 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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