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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Farms Harvested: 279 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 326
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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