HomeboundHijinks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	175	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being kidnapped by your friends and forced to hang out with your high school bully? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are in control of your own destiny! No surprise road trips to pick up unwanted companions, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with like-minded players.

Join us and never worry about being stuck in awkward situations with people you can’t stand. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game without any drama. Say goodbye to unwanted companions and hello to endless possibilities on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building your own virtual paradise without any unwanted guests tagging along!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	336001	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Potions Brewed:	58	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Farms Harvested:	689

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Potions Brewed:	63	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3706
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	731	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magic Items Found:	8225
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	8108
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Void Gems Collected:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	115	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5421	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	258
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9685	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Votes:	5233	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!