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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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