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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Villages Defended: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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