u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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