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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	6873
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6618

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runes Activated:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1136	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mines Excavated:	2493	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	553
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	2780
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	96232	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1