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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3043 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2946 | Potions Brewed: | 42 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7254 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!