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UnsettledSteve in Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary golden potato and fight off a horde of zombie villagers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft master. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many buckets of lava). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.
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BankruptBrain
5. repetitive thoughts, 8. cognitive overload, 2. intrusive thoughts, 18. thought overload consequences, 16. thought bankruptcy riskWelcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest thoughts come to life…literally! Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!Join us and watch as your most ridiculous thoughts become reality in the most hilarious ways possible. From building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon to creating a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes, the possibilities are endless.
But be warned, if thoughts could be taxed based on how often you think them, you might just go bankrupt on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild…just make sure you have enough brain bucks to cover the bill!
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UkraineDeadZone
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the dead are so lit that even north korea is shook? well, look no further cuz our server is where it’s at! we got zombies, skeletons, and creepers that’ll blow ur mind (literally).join us and u can be part of the epic battle between the living and the undead. north korea ain’t got nothin on us when it comes to civil unrest, cuz our players are always ready to rumble.
so come on down to our server and see for urself why north korea is too scared to mess with us. plus, we got free cookies at spawn point. what more could u ask for? come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!
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Flu Vax Frenzy 2025
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the flu vaccine of gaming servers – it’s gonna protect u from boredom with a VE of 32%-78% in children and adolescents! plus, in adult land, u gonna be shielded with a VE of 36%-55% in outpatient settings and 41%-55% for hospitalization.come on, join us and let’s battle boredom together with our epic minecraft adventures! who needs a flu shot when u got this lit server to keep u entertained for hours on end? let’s goooooo!
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ArdynFall SMP
ArdynFall SMP
Your New Minecraft Home Awaits! 🌍
Server Overview
Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21.4 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.
Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
- Active and Evolving
- Established & Close-Knit Community
- No Planned Server Resets
- 100% Uptime & Regular Backups
- Dedicated Staff Team
- Player-Run Economy
- Exciting Events
- Creative Server
Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat
Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!
Here’s a list of all the plugins we use:
- afk display
- anti enderman grief
- anti ghast grief
- armor statues
- double shulker shells
- fast leaf decay
- more mob heads
- multiplayer sleep
- nether portal coords
- player head drops
- silence mobs
- storm channeling
- unlock all recipes
- wandering trades
Join Our Discord and Apply Now!
⛏️ Discord: https://discord.gg/ardynfallsmp ⛏️
See you in-game, adventurer!