HolySnakeBiteCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our special event where you can play as Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary! Can you imagine Gragas jamming out on his barrel drums while Neeko struts her stuff in the latest cosplay fashion? It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane builds and wacky account stats that will blow your mind. Want to see a giant chicken riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it! Want to check out your stats and see how many times you’ve been defeated by a pack of angry llamas? We’ve got that too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Press A Minecraft SMP Yes/No? Final Fantasy X FULL MOVIE Continue

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Are you tired of mindlessly mashing buttons to watch cutscenes in Final Fantasy 10? Do you want to escape the meandering bullshit of Al Bhed desert and the juvenile religious themes that make you want to scream? Then join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to deal with Seymour or Jyscal ever again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a wooden sword or building a giant statue of a llama just because you can. Don’t waste your time on Reddit praising mediocre writing, come join us and experience true creativity and chaos like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring cutscenes behind and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds with your so-called “friend” only to have them steal all the loot and run off into the sunset? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of drama as we navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will steal your diamonds and laugh in your face? Join us now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable alliances. Just remember, trust no one, especially that guy who keeps building TNT cannons outside your base.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Elon’s Crafty World

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	150	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

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So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	3136
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3457
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6