come join our epic minecraft server where we have swiss politicians shooting at jesus pictures for fun! if you want some crazy action and drama, this is the place to be! who knows what will happen next, maybe a llama will become president or a creeper will start a dance party. anything is possible in this wild and wacky world. so grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Star Shards Collected: 87
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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