HolyCraftFamJam

ashamed, atheist, BAPTIZED, Beliefs, Cards, Christian, DAUGHTER, discomfort, family, gatherings, gays, Hell, HolyCraftFamJam, outings, parents, Praying, PUSHY, Raised, religious views, Roman Catholic, SAVED

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save you from the fiery depths of hell? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee protection from all religious zealots trying to convert you back to the dark side.

Our server is filled with atheists just like you who have escaped the clutches of their overly religious parents. We have weekly gatherings where we celebrate our freedom from oppressive beliefs and build giant monuments to science and reason.

Don’t let your parents’ prayers get you down, join our server and build a world where logic and reason reign supreme. Plus, we have a special feature where you can edit your parents’ faces onto creepers and watch them explode in a blaze of glory.

So come on over to our server, where the only thing we worship is the almighty block!

Enchanted Age Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, advice, age, age difference, approach, attraction, Communication, Confidence, DATING, Enchanted, Experience, FLIRTING, Long-term goals, Maturity, mindset, misconceptions, Preferences, Realms, relationships, seduction, societal norms, Stereotypes, Tips, women in their 30s

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll learn the secret to seducing women in their 30s! We have a special potion that makes you irresistible to older ladies, they won’t be able to resist your blocky charm! Plus, our server is full of 30-something year old players looking for love, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to practice your skills. Don’t miss out on this chance to level up your dating game and conquer the hearts of mature women in Minecraft!

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PupPals SMP: Bad Dog Names

awful dog names, bad, bad dog names, bizarre dog names, bizarre pet names, crazy dog names, crazy pet names, dog, funny dog names, funny pet names, names, PupPals, ridiculous dog names, ridiculous pet names, silly dog names, silly pet names, smp, strange dog names, strange pet names, unique dog names, unusual dog names, unusual pet names, weird dog names, weird pet names, worst dog names

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form. We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn spawns and gives you a high-five. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with creepers instead of clowns.
And don’t even get me started on the dog names in this server. We’ve got Fluffy McFlufferson, Sir Barksalot, and even Princess Poops-a-Lot. It’s like a pet parade gone wrong, but in the best way possible. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, because in this Minecraft world, anything is possible.

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SpaceCraft5 – Lost Astronauts

astronaut duties, astronaut safety, astronaut wellbeing, Astronauts, communication breakdown, communication failure, consequences, critical situation, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, ISOLATION, ISS, last week activities, Lost, mission control, response deadline, space exploration, space mission, space station, Space Travel, SpaceCraft5, stranded astronauts, teamwork

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the stranded astronauts on the ISS didn’t reply with 5 things they did last week? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s exactly what happens! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos unfold as the astronauts are bombarded with space chickens and flying pigs until they spill the beans on their weekly activities. Will they survive the onslaught or will they be overwhelmed by the sheer absurdity of it all? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!

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Bug Bites & Blockheads

allergen cross-reactivity, allergy risks, alternative protein source, Bites, Blockheads, bug, cross-reactivity, Crustaceans, dust mites, Edible insects, entomology, entomophagia, entomophagic diets, entomophagy, environmental sustainability, food allergies, food security, insect consumption, insect farming, insect protein, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable eating, sustainable food source

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! We got edible insects everywhere, like, you can chow down on some tasty bugs while you build your epic Minecraft creations. But, like, watch out, cuz some of these bugs might give you allergies, like if you’re allergic to crustaceans or dust mites. But, like, who cares about allergies when you’re having so much fun on this server, amirite? So come join us and feast on some bugs while you game like a boss!

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SweetLand

action, Challenges, Community, custom enchantments, Economy, Epic crates, Events, evolving world, Exclusive ranges, Incredible community, java, Kits, KOTH events, Limit, News, Protections, PvE, PvP, Rankups system, Regenerative mines, Survival, Updates

Welcome to Sweetland!

Explore a survival Java 1.21.1 full of action and news. With +90 Custom enchantments, Koth events, regenerative mines, exclusive ranges, epic crates and kits, protections and: _evento: Rankups system

A world in constant evolution, with an incredible community and challenges that will always keep you to the limit.

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BlastXus-Custom

Anarchy, armor, BlastXus-Custom, Challenges, construction, Earth, Economy, Exploration, gameplay, Hardcore, History, Jail, limited farms, MCMMO, protection system, PvP, Repairing enchantment, secret, semi-analytical, SETTLEMENT, strategic combat, Survival, Tools, Valderis, Vanilla

Blastxus-Custom 1.20.1 It is a semi-analytical Minecraft server with an approach to exploration, construction and strategic combat. It has a free and premium protection system, ensuring that players can protect their territories while they venture into a world full of challenges.

PVP without restrictions for those who seek the emotion of combat. Limited farms to maintain a balance in the economy and gameplay. Jail as punishment instead of traditional Bans. “Repairing” enchantment that passively repairs tools and armor while you build or explore. People of Valderis, a settlement with epic history and secret to discover.

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PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Claims, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, hermitcraft, java, Kingdoms, Mechanics, Minecraft, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, smp, Story, Terralith

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Feature	Description
Story-Driven Roleplay	Immerse yourself in a rich, evolving narrative
Player-Driven Kingdoms	Build, govern, and shape the land’s future
PvP with Purpose	Combat is allowed but must be part of the story
Land Claiming & Protection	Keep your builds safe from griefing
Custom Mechanics	Unique survival tweaks and RPG elements
Dynamic World Generation	Stunning biomes with Terralith and Vanilla Tweaks
Community Focused	A welcoming and non-toxic environment
Bedrock Compatible	Play with friends across Java and Bedrock
No Cracked Minecraft	Only legitimate accounts are allowed

Start your journey and become part of Photon’s Rebirth!

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FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with a cracked version of Minecraft?

A: No, only legitimate accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed but must be part of the story and for a purpose.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim land and use protection mechanisms provided by the server.

Q: Is the server Bedrock compatible?

A: Yes, you can play on the server with friends using both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.

Whispering Woods 1.21

articulating ideas, asserting oneself, communicating effectively, Communication, expressing feelings, expressing oneself, Expression, I’ve got something to say, Self-expression, sharing thoughts, sharing viewpoints, speaking confidently, speaking one’s mind, speaking out, speaking up, stating opinions, talking openly, verbalizing emotions, vocalizing thoughts, voicing opinions, whispering, Woods

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also zombies and creepers, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride for your brain cells, man.
You can build your own epic castle and then watch it get blown up by TNT, it’s like therapy for your inner chaos, bro.

And the best part is, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

So come join us on this server and let’s all lose our minds together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible, because why the heck not, life is too short to be normal.

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CraftyCarRentalGF

aita, black SUVs, Boyfriend, Business, Clients, CraftyCarRentalGF, credit card, DATING, debit cards, deposit hold, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, out of town, Partners, refusing to help, rental car, rental place, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer black SUV rentals for all your virtual event transportation needs! Need to impress your blocky friends with a luxurious ride to the Ender Dragon’s lair? Look no further!
Join our server and experience the thrill of booking two black SUVs for your next in-game event. Just imagine cruising through the pixelated landscapes in style, with our friendly NPC drivers at your service.

Don’t worry about credit cards or deposits, we accept emeralds as payment! And if you ever need a last-minute rental, just send a message in our chat and we’ll teleport a black SUV right to your location.

So why wait? Join our server now and never worry about transportation issues in Minecraft again. Plus, you’ll be supporting a fellow player who just can’t seem to get his virtual credit card in order. Let’s make Minecraft travel great again!

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SMP Pro Tips – Minecraft SMP

advice, common sense, critical knowledge, crucial details, education, essential knowledge, fundamental principles, general knowledge, helpful tips, important information, indispensable facts, key facts, knowledge, life lessons, Minecraft, must-know information, practical wisdom, PRO, sage advice, smp, Tips, universal truths, Valuable insights, wisdom

OMG you guys, you totally need to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and another player who has a pet dragon that breathes fire on griefers. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves, trust me.

Plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. It’s like the Holy Grail of Minecraft tools, dude.

So come join us and be a part of the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BlockyFascistFails

activism, authoritarianism, Awareness, BlockyFascistFails, Civic Duty, civic engagement, critical thinking, current events, Democracy, education, fascism, Government, high school, History, ignorance, Politics, Propaganda, resistance, social studies, society, totalitarianism

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even recognize a fascist regime when it’s staring them in the face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve created a utopia where the only dictator is a friendly llama named Larry. Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world by building your dream castle, battling evil mobs, and participating in llama fashion shows. Who needs social studies when you can have this much fun? Join now and let Larry lead the way to a better tomorrow!

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CraftyDeutschLand

CraftyDeutschLand

so, like, this server is like the new german leader of minecraft servers, ya know? it’s gonna like totally shake up the whole transatlantic relations of minecraft servers, bro. like, you gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna be like a whole new world, man.
we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant floating taco made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. and the players on this server are like the friendliest bunch of crazies you’ll ever meet, always down for a good time and a laugh.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure on the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i mean, who wouldn’t want that, right?

so come on, join this server and be a part of the seismic shift in minecraft server history. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

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Mindful Minds Minecraft Server

aging, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive disorders, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, connectivity, Elderly, mental health, mild cognitive impairment, mindful, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Mindfulness training, Minds.., Minecraft, neurology, older adults, Server, subjective cognitive decline, ventromedial prefrontal cortex

so like, if you want to join dis minecraft server, you gotta know dat older adults with like, mild cognitive impairment have lower mindfulness than those with subjective cognitive decline, ya know? it’s all linked to reduced ventromedial prefrontal cortex connectivity, like, whoa dude.
but like, don’t worry, our server is like, the cure for all dat mind stuff. we got crazy builds and wacky adventures that will make your brain explode with joy. join us and you’ll be like, so mindful and connected, you’ll be able to build a castle with your eyes closed.

so come on, join us on dis wild ride of a server and let’s show dat ventromedial prefrontal cortex who’s boss. let’s get mindful, let’s get connected, let’s get minecrafting!

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AdventureBlocks Hiring Dev

building, Challenging, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Hardcore, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, Premium, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplaying, RPG, Sandbox, Survival

Welcome to Adventure Blocks! Step into a world of limitless possibilities, where survival meets adventure! Adventure Blocks is a premium Minecraft survival server designed for players who love exploration, building, and thriving in a challenging, community-driven environment.

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Anarchy Network

2b2t, Anarchy, Cheats, discord server, Duping, exploits, Harassment, Ip:, java, Lag Machines, Map resets, Minecraft, nether roof, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, racial slurs, seed cracking, semi anarchy, Server, Spamming, Survival, Teleporting, Usa, Vanilla, world border

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.

• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.

• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!

• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).

• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.

• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?	While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.
2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?	This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9