HolyCraft SMP: God Said No More | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being limited by the rules of your religion? Do you want to break free and live life on your own terms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your rebellious side!

Join us and leave behind the constraints of your former religion as you embark on a wild and crazy adventure in our virtual world. Build towering temples to your newfound freedom, or create shrines to the almighty block – the choice is yours!

But beware, for the mobs in our world are not your average creatures. Rumor has it that the creepers are actually ex-priests seeking revenge on those who have abandoned their faith. Will you be able to survive their explosive wrath?

So come on, join us on this insane journey of self-discovery and liberation. Who needs religion when you have Minecraft? Let’s break some blocks and break some rules together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BoyfriendBlunderMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3020
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4293
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Animals Bred:	189	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

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Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!