HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!

Outrage, blocks, lose their shit, FAITH, smp

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

forensic investigation, forensic science, Nature, decomposition, rat

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyWordAbuse

vernacular, Misuse, Slang, Cliche, Repetition

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

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SparCraft Minecraft Server

MIDDLE EAST, sanctions evasion, investigation, ACCUSED, Trade

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

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NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

strategic deterrence, nuclear arsenal, Military, Peacekeeping, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

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TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

medical technology, diagnostic tool, Precision medicine, lab-on-a-chip, prognostic factors

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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